Manglish Adalah Termudah & Terbaik

Who says our English, Manglish is teruk? If you speak with British english for instant, you need to use more space and waste more time than ours does. Just see below, how Manglish is proven simpler, shorter, more concise, straight-to-point, effective dan lain2. Thanks Pijol for this information via email.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

British: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Manglish: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

British: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

Manglish: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

British: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

Manglish: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

British: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Manglish: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

British: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Manglish: (pointing the door) Can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

British: Please make yourself right at home.

Manglish: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

British: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Manglish: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

British: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Manglish: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

British: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Manglish: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

British: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Manglish: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU

British: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?

Manglish: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION

British: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Manglish: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

British: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Manglish: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

British: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,

Manglish: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

British: Would you mind not disturbing me 

Manglish: Celaka u!

Okay aku akui tak semua Manglish bunyi sekasar tu. In fact, macam banyak Chinglish je kan. Entah lah tapi kat Malaysia memang terbukti kita suka simplify kan bahasa Inggeris, dan aku tak heran pun. Jangan lah nak gelabah sangat kalau setakat sembang2 dengan member nak guna broken English intentionally pun nak emo2. Pastu berlagak macam kerbau yang kau lah paling terror English, kau lah kamus Oksfot bergerak. Ptuiii!!!

Apa kau dah cukup dalami BAHASA MELAYU ke? Whatever it is, aku agree dengan sorang kawan aku ni. She speaks very good English but she'll get mad if Malays don't speak proper Bahasa Melayu. Kan awesome tu! Orang kata, biarlah adil tapi bahasa ibunda janganlah dirosakkan dan jangan biar terkubur je. Ada orang butthurt kan? Oh ya, sekolah rendah dan menengah sekarang pun dah agung2 kan Bahasa Inggeris. Bagus lah, nak bawak rakyat Malaysia jauh ke antarabangsa kan. Good Job! #sarc

Dan maaf juga sebab dah lama tak update, been busy lah lately. HEHE. But I'm actually searching for more and better contents for KecekBantal. Will serve the best and only the best, InsyaAllah :)

Amios Adigos!

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